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MYSTERY SHARK.

My policy on derivative works of my derivative works (podfic, fanart, translations, &c.) is an ENTHUSIASTIC YES. Consider this blanket permission to podfic, create art, translate, &c., any story of mine from any fandom. You don't even have to ask, just go and create. I would love it if you would contact me with the finished product, because I'd love to rec it! :D You can PM me on LJ or DW, comment on the story in question, or you can reach me at coffeesuperhero at gmail (dot) com.


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the bluest blue ever
This was my Yuletide contribution for the year! Hurrah, Yuletide!

visible cities (2258 words) by coffeesuperhero
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Phantom Tollbooth - Norton Juster (ill. Jules Feiffer), Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Milo
Summary:

Milo goes on another adventure.

hammer time
2012 Fannish MemeCollapse )

2012 Fic Roundup! :D

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I also did manage to finish one fanvid, Avengers gen team!vid, to Kanye West's "Amazing."

Let's see. Last year, according to my roundup, I posted approximately 90k in fic. This year, my published stories totaled up to about 123k. Nice!

Now here, another meme.

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Happy New Year! :D Now to try and finish this Doctor Who story. :D
25th-Dec-2012 01:39 am - asda;dlskfja;sdfl
internet addiction party of 11
OH MY GOD IT'S YULETIDE

GO READ MY STORIES

IF YOU LIKE BLACK BOOKS AND ECHO BAZAAR

IF YOU DON'T THAT'S FINE BUT AS;LDKFJADS;LFKJAS;DFJ

01. A Touch of Frost, Black Books, gen. In which Black Books gets festive, everyone gets drunk, and Manny gets Snowman's Nipple.
LITERALLY PERFECT SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER READING IT ALOUD TO MARY

02. Giving Thanks, Black Books, gen. Manny decides to celebrate Thanksgiving. It goes wrong, of course. ALSO PERFECT GOD I HAVE AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES THIS YULETIDE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO

03. Scorch, Echo Bazaar, R (Quiet Deviless/Player). The Quiet Deviless is extremely quiet on most occasions. FEATURING BONUS SILENCE KINK. I CAN'T. GUH.
21st-Nov-2012 11:22 am - vegetarian crockpot dressing
MYSTERY SHARK.
We had Friendsgiving last night, and now that my vegetarian dressing has been both tested and approved by a gang of vegetarians, I figured I'd toss it out into the world in case anybody needs it, since US Thanksgiving is, oh, tomorrow, and I know a lot of vegetarians who never get to eat the dressing, which is THE SADDEST ACTUAL THING.

It's ridiculously easy to make vegetarian dressing that is delicious! Behind the cut, a recipe!

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ETA: If you wanted a vegan or meatarian version of this, those recipes are both here.
31st-Oct-2012 10:03 am - Happy Halloween! :D!
internet addiction party of 11
It's meme time again! :D

In honor of All Hallow's Eve, I'm inviting trick-or-treaters to my 'door'. Comment "trick-or-treat" to this post and...well, you know the drill. Treats can be anything that strikes my fancy (pics of fave actors or pairings, one sentence fics, graphics, a few words why I'm glad to have you on my flist, etc. etc.). The more "houses" to visit the more fun it'll be, so go ahead, open your journal and help spread the fun!


Feel free to leave prompts if you like, but I reserve the right to hand you a Milky Way instead of a Snickers. I PROMISE THEY WILL BOTH BE DELICIOUS. :D :D :D
14th-Oct-2012 07:44 pm - dear yule goat!
keep the yuletide bright
Dear Yule Goat,

Hello! I am so glad you're here! Thank you so much for participating in the challenge, and for writing a story that I am already sure that I will love and will cause me to dance around my living room with joyful abandon (at least until I trip over my dog).

Here's the what here, generally: I love all kinds of stories. I tend to get really sappy around this time of year, so I don't mind gooey shippy stories, or gooey gen stories. You can bet that I will be reading your wonderful story amidst some very well-decked halls, so if you feel like writing a wintery holiday story, by all means do, but it's certainly not necessary.

I really, really, really love backstory, and I love stories that happen behind the scenes or between scenes in canon. I love character-focused stories; I love plotty stories. I love day-in-the-life stories. I love wild, ridiculous AU's. I love adventure, mystery, banter, comedy, drama, and angst. I don't mind graphic sex or violence or character death in my stories, though as far as sex is concerned for the purposes of Yuletide, I'd generally like a little more than PWP, and if you do write sex, please, no underage (meaning: no parties are under 18), incest, a/b/o, or non-con. Dub con or anything else, though, go to town.

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That's pretty much all there is! My ridiculous ramblings to you aside, above all I want you to have fun writing this story, because I think that if you enjoyed writing it, I will enjoy reading it, no matter what. Write the story you want to write and I will read it gleefully. If this letter raises any questions or if you want to pick my brain without actually picking it, please feel free to PM leiascully (or [personal profile] lovelythings on DW) who often knows me better than I know myself and who will be very discreet and not say a word to me about any questions you might ask her.

Thank you in advance for your hard work and your general awesomeness! I wish you the best!

coffeesuperhero
21st-Aug-2012 09:25 pm - vid: Amazing (Avengers 2012; gen)
ALL MY BARTON FEELINGS
amazing
by [personal profile] coffeesuperhero
Fandom: The Avengers
Music: Amazing, Kanye West feat. Young Jeezy
Ship(s): None; team!vid + SHIELD Agents of Awesome
Warnings/content notes: canon-typical violence, character death
download: 49MB (.mp4) @ mediafire
Summary: They're amazing.

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MYSTERY SHARK.
Title: of all the gin joints in all the world
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Nine & River, Eleven/River
Rating: PG
Word count: ~1600
Summary: She will not yet live in a world where there is a Doctor who does not know River Song.
Disclaimers: This isn't for profit, just for the fun of the River Song Ficathon at [community profile] spoiler_song. All characters & situations belong to Russell T. Davies, Stephen Moffat, BBC, and their various subsidiaries. The title and references to Casablanca don't belong to me, either.
A/N: Spoilers for everything, just in case. This story is for [profile] elvenmalka523, who left the prompt, He/she was so very young and there was no time to explain everything. (possibly River/Nine)/. Thanks to [profile] leiascully for looking this over!

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